How To Make A Girl Squirt

The first thing you should know about squirting is that it’s not piss, girls can ejaculate during orgasm just like guys can. The fluid comes from the Skene’s gland and sprays just like it does in porn movies. I’ve made dozens of girls squirt and have the bedsheets to prove it.

The existence of squirting is still a hotly debated topic among scientists because scientists don’t know how to fuck. If you’re a scientist reading this, which you’re not, I expect you to credit RLD in the scientific terms of your discovery.

A lot of you guys will want to know if you can make any girl squirt and the answer is no. Not every girl will be able to squirt or will want to squirt. Some girls won’t be able to get wet enough. Some girls will make you stop because it feels uncomfortable. Some girls will enjoy it but will get sore too fast and won’t be able to keep going. Some girls will squirt but won’t orgasm. Some will have the strongest orgasm of their lives. It all depends on the girl.

If you can’t make her squirt don’t worry about it. Squirting is just another weapon in your arsenal as a sex beast, but if you can, she’ll definitely want to come back for more. For the an insanely in depth guide on sex, check out my book: How To Fuck Women Properly. If you just want to  learn how to make a girl soak through your mattress cover, read on.

You should only try this with a girl who is sexually comfortable with you. I don’t suggest doing this on the first date unless she’s a superfreak you ordered off Tinder. It’s usually not a good idea to try this before sex either because a lot of the time she’ll be sore or exhausted afterwards.

Now that you’ve got a girl who is comfortable and ready to go, you want to make sure she’s turned on and her pussy is really wet. Don’t just jam your fingers in and aggressively fingerbang her while she’s still dry. Slowly slide your middle and ring fingers into her pussy and rub against her G-spot in a come hither motion for about 5 minutes until she’s soaked. Her G-spot is about two inches in on the inside of her vaginal wall, it will feel ribbed, not soft.

Once you’ve got her soaking wet you want to get up and change positions. Make sure her legs are wide and pulled back, now position yourself horizontally on all fours so that you make a 90 degree angle. Then, assuming you’re right handed, put your left arm next to her left leg and your left thigh next to her right leg. If you’re left handed, do this in reverse.

What you’re doing is positioning yourself for maximum leverage and keeping her legs wide open with your limbs. This is important because she’ll probably start to buck. You need to stay in control of her legs and make sure they stay open so you can work your magic.

Now find her G-spot again with your middle and ring fingers and start rubbing her in the come hither motion. As soon as she starts to get audibly wet, transition from a come hither motion to more of an up and down motion. Your hand will look like Spiderman shooting a web and you’ll have to make sure to hit the bottom and top of her pussy hard.

To do this right you have to be more aggressive than you think. Build up to a medium pace and when she starts writhing, kick it into overdrive and go really fast and hard. Timing is key because you’ll usually need to go so hard and so fast that your arm will exhaust itself after a few minutes. So make sure she’s on the verge before you give her that final push, that way you won’t leave her unsatisfied and sore. A lot of girls will surprise you with how long they can squirt for so keep going until she physically stops you.

Once she starts squirting it can be a dribble or a fountain, every girl is different. It also depends on the girl as far as how many times she can squirt. Some girls can only squirt once and some girls will have you doing all your laundry the next day. Once she squirts, not only will you feel like a champion but you’ll realize that squirt smells like buttered popcorn. I don’t know why, that’s another question for the scientists.

It’s important after the fact to make sure to let her know how hot it was for you because some girls can be embarrassed afterwards, make sure to reassure her as necessary when you cuddle. Some girls will be so wrecked that they won’t want to cuddle and might just fall asleep. If that’s the case: job well done.